Punch Up
Abilities
Audio Transcript LogREC“He's only punching diiiiiiiicks!”
Backstory
Origins
Punch Up was once a carnival strong man who made a deal with a Sorceress. She gave him the strength of ten men, but as his muscles grew, his body shrunk. The deal left him incredibly powerful but standing at only 3'3". It's possible that as he became stronger but shrunk in size, Punch Up realized his career as the carnival's strong man was ruined and that he would soon be relegated to the carnival's Freak Show. This likely led to depression, drowning his sorrows in alcohol and venting his anger in legal fighting rings.
Criminal Career
Punch Up's criminal record includes battery, parole violation, public intoxication, and second-degree murder. While the specifics are unknown, it's speculated that he killed someone accidentally while intoxicated, and that person was likely connected to organized crime. At some point, Coupé was sent to assassinate him. She found Punch Up watching Swan Lake while crying and eating a bucket of ice cream (he couldn't find the remote to change the channel and was too depressed to get out of his chair). When she attempted to stab him from behind, she failed due to his dense body structure. The ensuing fight eventually led to the two having intercourse, beginning a serious romantic relationship that continued until just before the Phoenix Program.
Appearance
Punch Up is a short, muscular man with short black hair, a mustache, and green eyes. He has cauliflower ears from blunt force trauma and a large rose tattoo on his left forearm.
Personality
Punch Up is a hearty person. What he lacks in height and stature, he makes up in strength and personality. Key personality traits: - Loves Fighting: Enjoys combat even when facing potential defeat, never letting losses break his spirit - Resilient: Only gets frustrated when difficult team members like Waterboy or Phenomaman join the roster - Passive-Aggressive: After Coupé is cut from the team, he pranks Robert by putting pornography with loud audio on his computer - Respectfully Avoidant: Will occasionally reject dispatches and perform an "Irish goodbye" to clock out early
Powers and Abilities
Supernatural Strength
Other Abilities
In-Game Powers
Relationships
Coupé
Waterboy
Trivia
- Punch Up is an homage to Marvel Comics character Puck who, through biological modification, gained significant strength and durability at the expense of shrinking to 3.5 feet tall
- His voice actor, Seán McLoughlin (Jacksepticeye), gave him a Dublin accent to avoid stereotypical Irish accents
- When paired with Waterboy, Waterboy may say "Top of the morning" - a reference to McLoughlin's signature YouTube intro. Punch Up responds, "Don't even try it."
- When paired with Coupé, the same greeting makes him flustered instead
- Due to his dense body structure, he's immune to knives, broken glass, and other penetrative weapons
- Enjoys cigars and fight tournaments
- His criminal record includes second-degree murder